I know we've had some good times together. And the age difference never really worried me before. But I've moved on you see? Life is different with 3 small children and you have to admit that you have been getting increasingly fractious and unreliable in your old age. It never worried me that you weren't pretty. You were always so practical....and dependable... and I do still love you...but it is time to say goodbye. Thank you for the good memories.
And as for YOU, well I never really liked you anyway!